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L Posts: 5656 Joined: 10th Jun 2004 Location: UK | quotePosted at 12:14 on 23rd July 2008 LOL @ Peter!!!! |
Ruth Gregory Posts: 8072 Joined: 25th Jul 2007 Location: USA | quotePosted at 14:19 on 23rd July 2008 Good one, Peter. Remember this one? This is even old now LOL. I'm cutting and pasting, so if it doesn't come out right on the post, blame the glue. A POEM FOR THOSE OVER 49 A computer was something on TV From a science fiction show of note A window was something you hated to clean And ram was the cousin of a goat. Meg was the name of my girlfriend And gig was a job for the nights Now they all mean different things And that really mega bytes. An application was for employment A program was a TV show A cursor used profanity A keyboard was a piano. Memory was something that you lost with age A CD was a bank account And if you had a 3-in. Floppy You hoped nobody found out. Compress was something you did to the garbage |
| Wolf Posts: 3423 Joined: 9th Jul 2008 Location: Australia | quotePosted at 02:25 on 24th July 2008 |
| Wolf Posts: 3423 Joined: 9th Jul 2008 Location: Australia | quotePosted at 02:26 on 24th July 2008 |
Peter Evans Posts: 3863 Joined: 20th Aug 2006 Location: UK | quotePosted at 14:09 on 24th July 2008 Nor me Wolf. Good one. he he he. |
Diana Sinclair Posts: 10119 Joined: 3rd Apr 2008 Location: USA | quotePosted at 16:30 on 24th July 2008 I got one! Na na na boo boo! But I am not telling you lot!  LOL! Not really, I didn't get one either. Hmmm, maybe the first part of my post explains why? LOL! |
Mick Bean Posts: 188 Joined: 1st Jun 2007 Location: England | quotePosted at 16:55 on 24th July 2008
A bloke lost a finger at work in a horrendous accident when he got his arm lodged in an extremely sharp/serrated cutting machine, blood was everywhere, tendons and bone scattered the floor. After the forman had finished his tea break he thought he ought to ring the workers wife and let her know the situation. “I’m ringing to let you know your husbands been in a really terrible accident, he may well have to lose a finger after getting it mangled in the terribly sharp/jagged cutting machine”. “Oh my God” cried the distraught lady, “Is it the whole finger”? “No, it looks to me like it may be the one next to it” . Oh how she laughed on hearing this quick off the cuff reply. He made a full recovery |
Miya Buttreaks Posts: 348 Joined: 9th Jul 2008 Location: USA | quotePosted at 17:37 on 24th July 2008 A driving applicationRedneck Driver's Application Plez compleet this paper, best ya can. Last name: ________________ First name: [_] Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue [_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo [_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann [_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee [_] Billy-Mae [_] Bobby-Ellen [_] Billy-Jack [_] Bobby-Beth Ann Sue Age: ____ (if unsure, guess) Sex: [_]M [_]F [_]None Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right Occupation: [_] Farmer [_] Mechanic [_] Hair Dresser [_] Waitress [_] Un-employed [_] Dirty Politician Spouse's Name: __________________________ 2nd Spouse's Name: __________________________ 3rd Spouse's Name: __________________________ Lover's Name: __________________________ 2nd Lover's Name: __________________________ Relationship with spouse: [_] Sister [_] Aunt [_] Brother [_] Uncle [_] Mother [_] Son [_] Father [_] Daughter [_] Cousin [_] Pet Number of children living in household: ___ Number of children living in shed: ___ Number of children that are yours: ___ Mother's Name: _______________________ Father's Name: _______________________ |
| Miya Buttreaks Posts: 348 Joined: 9th Jul 2008 Location: USA | quotePosted at 17:40 on 24th July 2008 Awww Heck, I trieded to cut an paste but it didna work. Shoot! Isa try somethin' else. |
| Wolf Posts: 3423 Joined: 9th Jul 2008 Location: Australia | quotePosted at 05:31 on 28th July 2008 |
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