Jokes

I'd say that the Ultimate answer is still 42 ;)

A good one Peter ......to be kept in mind lol 

I was actually wondering whether he would be at least as big as a cat lol.   Maybe he would enjoy a Denzil Jr. around as a company and it would save you some breath ;)?    Either way, I wish many happy years with your new little friend !

Ciao 

He sort of is Denzil Jr., Maria  LOL!! 

The people we got him from said he'll be about 9 or 10 pounds when fully grown, so he's definitely a pocket pooch.  My one cat weighhs about 15 pounds, but they're becoming buddies. 

                                            Four worms and a sermon.

The vicar decided that he would give a practical sermon on sunday. So he found four worms, He put each worm in a glass jar. The first in a jar full of smoke, the second in jar of whisky, the third in a jar of chocolate syrup and the last in a jar of fresh clean soil.

Sunday morning he  lifted up the jars and in the jar filled with smoke the worm was dead.In the jar of whisky, the worm was dead. In the jar of chocolate syrup, the worm  was dead. But in the jar of fresh earth the worm was alive. So he asked the congregation, "What can you understand from this?". A blond at the back stood up and said, " If you smoke, drink and and eat chocolate, you wont have worms".

Thanks Jo   Nice to know your cats and little Denzil are getting on ok together Ruth..and all

LOL @ Peter thats a good un!

Hi Lyn,

Thank you. I was proposing a toast to a very good friend of mine at the time. lol

Ray.