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L Posts: 5656 Joined: 10th Jun 2004 Location: UK	quotePosted at 18:28 on 13th July 2008 I was sitting on the Great Wall of China in mine lol My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
Peter Evans Posts: 3863 Joined: 20th Aug 2006 Location: UK	quotePosted at 20:36 on 13th July 2008 Like the new avatar Ray. Hope you didnt crack the china wall Lyn. My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
L Posts: 5656 Joined: 10th Jun 2004 Location: UK	quotePosted at 21:25 on 13th July 2008 LOL now how do I take that remark? lol My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
Peter Evans Posts: 3863 Joined: 20th Aug 2006 Location: UK	quotePosted at 22:04 on 13th July 2008 China breaks easy you know. My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
Ruth Gregory Posts: 8072 Joined: 25th Jul 2007 Location: USA	quotePosted at 22:10 on 13th July 2008 Only the royal doulton with the handpainted periwinkles. :o) My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
Peter Evans Posts: 3863 Joined: 20th Aug 2006 Location: UK	quotePosted at 00:24 on 14th July 2008 Lol@Ruth. Hope you dont mind Ruth, I sent you an Email. My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
Ruth Gregory Posts: 8072 Joined: 25th Jul 2007 Location: USA	quotePosted at 05:49 on 14th July 2008 Not at all, Peter. I got it by the way. Thanks! My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
Paul Hilton Posts: 2605 Joined: 21st Nov 2004 Location: UK	quotePosted at 23:41 on 14th July 2008 The Lone Ranger and Tonto were on vacation and riding their horses across Bodmin Moor. Suddenly Tonto stops, gets of his horse, and listens to the ground. "Horses come, kimosabe." The Lone Ranger is amazed and asks " How on earth did you figure that?" " My ear's stuck to the ground", Tonto replies. My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
L Posts: 5656 Joined: 10th Jun 2004 Location: UK	quotePosted at 08:54 on 15th July 2008 Heard that one before Paul, but a slightly different version lol My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions
Peter Evans Posts: 3863 Joined: 20th Aug 2006 Location: UK	quotePosted at 12:13 on 23rd July 2008 I was having trouble with my computer. It wouldnt work as it should. So I asked Johny, my young friend next door if he could help. He is 11 yeears old and his bedroom is full of computers, and looks like mission controll. He came over, and pressed a few buttons and tol me it waas fixed. As he started to leave, I asked him what was wrong with it. He said it was an Id ten t problem. So I asked him what that was."you dont know what it is?" he asked. "No" I said. "Can you write it down, so if it happens again I can fix it myself". Sure he said. This is what he wrote, "I D 1 O T". Johny is not my friend anymore. My favourite: Pictures \| Towns \| Attractions