Jokes

This is one of the strangest things I have ever encountered.

Left brain, right brain kind of thing.

While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.

Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand.

Your foot will change direction and there's nothing you can do about it.

Nine words or quotes women use...

1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are

Right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an
Hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more

Minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
And you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually
End in fine.

4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!


5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
Often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
Idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with
You about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)


6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women
Can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
Before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just
Say - "You're welcome".

8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying STUFF YOU!


9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement,
Meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
Is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's
wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.

Love your avatar Sarah! and Jo, I like yours too where were you when it was taken? (just being the usual nosey me LOL)

On 10th July 2008 21:24, Lyn Greenaway wrote:

Love your avatar Sarah! and Jo, I like yours too where were you when it was taken? (just being the usual nosey me LOL)

She was right in front of the camera!  Can't you tell?

On 25th August 2008 07:48, Alan Marron wrote:

On 10th July 2008 21:24, Lyn Greenaway wrote:

Love your avatar Sarah! and Jo, I like yours too where were you when it was taken? (just being the usual nosey me LOL)

She was right in front of the camera!  Can't you tell?

LOL at Alan. 

are those pictures of snow Wolf@? a white cat in the snow@? what@?