Injecting some laughter into the forum

try this for a laugh

 An old geezer, who had been a retired farmer for a long time, became
very bored and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up
outside that said: Dr. Geezer's clinic. "Get your treatment for £500,
if not cured get back £1,000."

Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know
beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get
£1,000.

So he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic.

This is what transpired.

Dr. Young: --- "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth." can
you please help me ??

Dr. Geezer:  ---  "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3
drops in Dr. Young's mouth."

Dr. Young: --- Aaagh !! -- "This is Gasoline!"

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be
£500."

Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring
to recover his money.

Dr Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."

Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops
in the patient's mouth."

Doctor Young:  "Oh no you don't,  --  that is Gasoline!"

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be
£500."

Dr. Young (after having lost £1000) leaves angrily and comes back
after several more days.

Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak  ---  I can hardly see !!!!

Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so --  " Here's
your £1000 back."

Dr. Young: "But this is only £500..."

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be £500."

Moral of story  --  Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you
can outsmart an old "Geezer " !!!!

I went on this diet and it was fine and I quite liked the taste. The trouble was, that right outside our house, is a lampost........

Now, the neighbours ignore me. However, the postman says he misses me hugging his leg. 

It was raining hard and a big puddle had formed in front of the Irish pub. An old man stood beside the puddle holding a stick with a string on the end and jiggled it up and down in the water.

A visiting New Zealander asked the old man what he was doing.

'Fishing,' replied the old man.

'Poor old fool' thought the Kiwi, so he invited the old man to have a drink in the pub.

Feeling he should start some conversation while they were sipping their whisky, the Kiwi asked, ‘And how many have you caught?'

'You're the eighth.'

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