What are they called?

I'm still none the wiser, but at least I know what weather you've all had!!

I'm with you Andy.  I am totally confused.  Once you get Ron and Peter going it is like being in Alice's Wonderland and three-quarters of the way through "Tristram Shandy" both at the same time!!  If you are thinking of escaping  (i.e. both Ron and Peter and also the weather) you are always welcome here in sunny Sydney.

Can I come too please? I have an old schoolfirend who's lived there for the past 28 years, do you know him?LOL

You are welcome anytime Lyn. What's your friends name? You never know your luck in a big city!!

Hey Phillip, who would you get to wind you all up if not Ron and me? Who could you all take the micky out of? Who else spells as bad as me, wont you miss it?

Thanks Andy i'll be there soon , can you meet me at the airport cos i've got a terrible sense of direction lol

LOL oops u coming to Andy? I meant to say Phillip

Wow!  a mass exodus from The UK. I may have to set up in the B&B business. Lyn and Andy can stay for free, but I think Ron and Peter will need to pay a penalty tariff. I mean, imagine having them around in the flesh: there will be no escape! At least on the web we can ignore them or press a key and they disappear! (Note I am Phil rather than Phillip. This is what everyone here calls me, except those who refer to me as Pip.)

PS:  heading for 23 degrees here today!