An aircraft carrying a small number of people developed an engine fault. On board was David Cameron, The Pope, a rabbi, and a disabled man.
The captain called on the intercom " we do not have enought power to climb over the mountains, we must lose weight, rip the seats out and throw them out the door" Having done so the plane climbed a little but not enough. "Throw the luggage out" called the captain.
The crew were terrified with the mountains getting closer. With a tremor in his voice the captain said "Some of us may survive if someone will sacrifice his life and jump out"
The Pope went to the door and shouted "I giva my life for de people", and he jumped.
The pilot called "nearly there, if one more could jump"
The rabbi went to the door, shouted out " I don't care, interest rates are down" and jumped out.
The pilot said " one more to go and we will survive"
David Cameron went to the door and shouted "think of the welfare cutbacks, then kicked the disabled man out.