Hit a pigeon today whilst driving!

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Ron Brind Posts: 2114 Joined: 11th Jun 2007 Location: United Kingdom	quotePosted at 18:43 on 7th May 2008 Ha, ha very funny Paul, but as for the swan owned by the Queen or not, I would have plucked, paunched, trussed and cooked the blighter! More so because of the glass that you were going to have to pick up for two or three years following, I have actually had a similar situation where the glass gets everywhere! Obviously the flak will not be forthcoming because you did the decent thing (some would say), you removed the swan from the rear seat of your car and left it on the hard shoulder, only to be devoured by a Red Kite, Fox, or maybe even the Council picked it up! Anyway, apart from all that, where's the welcome for Paul fellow members?
Ron Brind Posts: 2114 Joined: 11th Jun 2007 Location: United Kingdom	quotePosted at 18:45 on 7th May 2008 By the way Paul, your avatar pic is driving me nuts! I mean really, a squirrel taking a pic, what next? How about the real thing? We want to see the face of the man who killed the Queens swan, don't we members?
Sue Ryder Posts: 655 Joined: 2nd Feb 2008 Location: United Kingdom	quotePosted at 19:49 on 7th May 2008 Welcome Paul! You sound like a thoughtful chap...having said that Ron, if you had ate the dead bird you would be in good company as Samuel Pepys was forever tucking into swan pie.
Lyn G Posts: 5530 Joined: 10th Jun 2004 Location: United Kingdom	quotePosted at 19:54 on 7th May 2008 LOL @ Ron.. ......and I've already welcomed Paul so there Ron! but if you insist...Welcome Paul (that'll stop Ron maoning lol) Paul...I reckon you should claim on Her Majesty's insurance as they are her birds LOL
Lyn G Posts: 5530 Joined: 10th Jun 2004 Location: United Kingdom	quotePosted at 22:01 on 7th May 2008 Well....with a little help, I can see the new avatar of Paul, I had to go on Internet Explorer browser to see it as its still showing as that pesky squirell on Firefox LOL Nice photo Paul
Lyn G Posts: 5530 Joined: 10th Jun 2004 Location: United Kingdom	quotePosted at 22:09 on 7th May 2008 To see peoples new avatar pic, clear out your cache on your pc or it will remember the old one still.
Peter Evans Posts: 3049 Joined: 20th Aug 2006 Location: United Kingdom	quotePosted at 00:19 on 8th May 2008 Hey Ron. Have you removed that pidgeon from the front of your car yet? Or does it still whistle as you drive along?
Peter Evans Posts: 3049 Joined: 20th Aug 2006 Location: United Kingdom	quotePosted at 00:32 on 8th May 2008 Oops, that should be pigeon.
Andy Edwards Posts: 1660 Joined: 14th Mar 2008 Location: United Kingdom	quotePosted at 08:01 on 8th May 2008 Talking about roadkill....did you know that if your car hits a deer and kills it, you are not allowed to take it and eat it, but the very next driver of the very next vehicle is allowed to. It's a very old law apparently and is still enforced today. I don't know if the same is true of pheasants, but having tasted one some years ago, the following driver is welcome to it! Yuck!!!!!
Diana Sinclair Posts: 3605 Joined: 3rd Apr 2008 Location: USA	quotePosted at 20:26 on 9th May 2008 LOL @ Ron and Lyn! I had a squirrel play chicken with my car yesterday. It was early morning and I was driving to the train station for work when suddenly I saw this grey thing shoot straight up in the middle of the road. At first, I thought it was some sort of pipe and slammed on my breaks to avoid hitting it. When my car came to a halt, I was starring right into the eyes of a squirrel. He looked at me for a second as if to say "I won!" and then he ran off.