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Dennis White
Dennis White
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quotePosted at 21:07 on 16th May 2008

OK, this one is not quite as "racey" as Sarah's, so I hope it's o.k.:

An engineering student is crossing the university grounds on a red, shiny new bike, in order to get with his friends after class.  As he approaches the other engineering students, they look up at him with suprise and ask: "Hey Marvin, where'd you get that nice bike?"  Marvin explained that as he was walking across the grounds, a beautiful girl rode up to him on the bike, threw it to the ground, removed her clothes and said: "you are so cute!  Take whatever you want!"  "Well," continued Marvin, "the clothes looked like they wouldn't fit, so I took the bike!"

Tongue out

Diana Sinclair
Diana Sinclair
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quotePosted at 21:08 on 16th May 2008
On 16th May 2008 20:09, Ron Brind wrote:

You sure are a funny guy Dennis, or did you learn all this good stuff whilst in the UK?

Please pass on my best wishes to Nadia (It's time she registered and had her own input!) 



Ron, you're one to talk...where are you keeping Anna these days! LOLLaughing
Diana Sinclair
Diana Sinclair
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quotePosted at 21:08 on 16th May 2008
Great one Sarah! LOLLaughing
Sarah
Sarah
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quotePosted at 21:14 on 16th May 2008
Lol thats a good one Dennis Laughing
Diana Sinclair
Diana Sinclair
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quotePosted at 21:30 on 16th May 2008

After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.

"How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk.

She showed him a bottle costing $50.00.

"That's a bit much," said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00.

"That's still quite a bit," Tim complained.

Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle.

"What I mean," said Tim, "is I'd like to see something really cheap."

The clerk handed him a mirror.

Lyn Greenaway
Lyn Greenaway
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quotePosted at 22:44 on 16th May 2008

LOL @ Diana

 

Ray Stear
Ray Stear
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quotePosted at 21:48 on 21st May 2008

A psychiatrist is in his consulting room when someone knocks at the door.

In walks a man, completely naked, and wrapped from head to toe in cling film.

The shrink says 'Come in and lie on this couch, I can plainly see your nuts!'

Ray S. 

Diana Sinclair
Diana Sinclair
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quotePosted at 13:14 on 22nd May 2008
LOL @ Ray!  Oh my god...that is too funny!Laughing
Ron Brind
Ron Brind
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quotePosted at 13:35 on 22nd May 2008
Nuts, condoms...what is this forum coming to?
Diana Sinclair
Diana Sinclair
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quotePosted at 14:11 on 22nd May 2008
LOL @ Ron!Laughing
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