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Peter Evans Posts: 3049 Joined: 20th Aug 2006 Location: United Kingdom	quotePosted at 20:26 on 22nd June 2008 My sisterinlaws back end is not a pretty sight when bent over, let alone backing out of a cave.
Ruth Gregory Posts: 3007 Joined: 25th Jul 2007 Location: USA	quotePosted at 03:44 on 23rd June 2008 Maybe it's the caves on the beach that are scary.
Diana Sinclair Posts: 3605 Joined: 3rd Apr 2008 Location: USA	quotePosted at 14:27 on 23rd June 2008 On 22nd June 2008 20:26, Peter Evans wrote: My sisterinlaws back end is not a pretty sight when bent over, let alone backing out of a cave. Peter! That's a horrible thing to say! LOL!
Lyn G Posts: 5530 Joined: 10th Jun 2004 Location: United Kingdom	quotePosted at 21:53 on 25th June 2008 oops that didt work lol try again Little Jonny's teacher asked 'what is the chemical formula for water?' Little Jonny replied 'HIJKLMNO'!! The teacher, puzzled asked 'What are you talking about?' Little Jonny replied 'yesterday you said it was H to O!'
Lyn G Posts: 5530 Joined: 10th Jun 2004 Location: United Kingdom	quotePosted at 21:54 on 25th June 2008 Edit button still needed here!! LOL
Peggy Cannell Posts: 62 Joined: 28th Jun 2006 Location: United Kingdom	quotePosted at 19:35 on 2nd July 2008 A Californian man was deep in prayer, all of a sudden he said out loud 'Lord grant me one wish,'The sky clouded over his head and in a booming voice the Lord said, Because you have always tried to be faithfull to me I will grant you one wish, The man said 'Build a bridge to Hawaii, ' so I can drive over any time I want, The Lord replied, your wish is very materialistic, think of the huge challenges of that kind of undertaking' the supports would have to reach down to the bottom of the Pacific, think of the amount of concrete and steel it would take! I can do it but I cannot justify your desire for worldly things, please take a little more time and think of another wish. The man thought for a long time and then said, Lord, I wish I could understand women, I want to know how they feel inside, what they are thinking when they give me the silent treatment, why do they always cry, what do they mean when you ask what's wrong and they just say 'nothing', and how can I make a woman truly happy?, The Lord replied, "Do you want two or four lanes on that BRIDGE'"
Peggy Cannell Posts: 62 Joined: 28th Jun 2006 Location: United Kingdom	quotePosted at 19:40 on 2nd July 2008 Please Poe delete the first two posts, I never seem to do it correct, Sorry, I wish I could do it myself to save you the work.
Diana Sinclair Posts: 3605 Joined: 3rd Apr 2008 Location: USA	quotePosted at 20:15 on 2nd July 2008 Good one Peggy! LOL!
Ruth Gregory Posts: 3007 Joined: 25th Jul 2007 Location: USA	quotePosted at 05:08 on 3rd July 2008 Excellent, Peggy!!
Peter Evans Posts: 3049 Joined: 20th Aug 2006 Location: United Kingdom	quotePosted at 15:49 on 3rd July 2008 On 23rd June 2008 14:27, Diana Sinclair wrote: On 22nd June 2008 20:26, Peter Evans wrote: My sisterinlaws back end is not a pretty sight when bent over, let alone backing out of a cave. Peter! That's a horrible thing to say! LOL! Trouble is Diana, the truth always hurts. Peggy, if God dont know, what chance do we mortals stand? I found the best way is, just give her the credit card. May not buy her love, but does buy peace and quiet. He he.