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Ray Stear Posts: 1158 Joined: 25th Apr 2008 Location: United Kingdom	quotePosted at 15:42 on 5th June 2008 Ruth, My dog was a Springer spaniel. She has now got old and has no spring in her now, so I just call her a 'Spaniel'. Although she did chase and catch a hibernating hedgehog once. She seemed quite pleased with herself until she tried to bite it and got a mouthful of prickles. Ray
Ruth Gregory Posts: 3007 Joined: 25th Jul 2007 Location: USA	quotePosted at 15:45 on 5th June 2008 Aw, poor baby! Hedgehogs are adorable! Isn't there some environmental controversy about them over there? I read a little something about it on Brian May's website.
Diana Sinclair Posts: 3605 Joined: 3rd Apr 2008 Location: USA	quotePosted at 16:12 on 5th June 2008 On 5th June 2008 14:15, Ray Stear wrote: Hi Diana. LOL@you. I don't really understand the joke because I actually don't drink much at all....I spill most of it! Also, I think your cat is biased! Yeah, it's hard to hold those pints steady when you've already had a few, huh Ray. LOL!
Ray Stear Posts: 1158 Joined: 25th Apr 2008 Location: United Kingdom	quotePosted at 16:21 on 5th June 2008 I can't remember the last time I got drunk......a thing, that is!
Ray Stear Posts: 1158 Joined: 25th Apr 2008 Location: United Kingdom	quotePosted at 16:22 on 5th June 2008 Ruth, I am not sure. If you find out, send me the info, I will show it to the spaniel. lol Ray
Sarah Posts: 303 Joined: 11th Jun 2007 Location: United Kingdom	quotePosted at 20:17 on 15th June 2008 A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He found Billy sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half. Charlie was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet. The doctor asked Billy what he was doing. Billy replied, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?" The doctor inquired of Billy what Charlie was doing. Billy replied, "Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a lightbulb." The doctor looks up and notices Charlies face is going all red. The doctor asks Billy, "If he's your friend, shouldn't you get him down from there before he hurts himself?" Billy replies, "What? And work in the dark?"
Diana Sinclair Posts: 3605 Joined: 3rd Apr 2008 Location: USA	quotePosted at 14:06 on 19th June 2008 LOL@ Sarah A sad commentary on life is that!
Lyn G Posts: 5530 Joined: 10th Jun 2004 Location: United Kingdom	quotePosted at 16:40 on 21st June 2008 A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country. Well, there's a very simple answer. Nobody bothered to check the oil. We just didn't know we were getting low. The reason for that is purely geographical. Our OIL is located in The North Sea Our DIPSTICKS are located in Westminster !!! Any Questions ??? NO? I didn't think so!!
Jo Adams Posts: 231 Joined: 23rd Sep 2006 Location: United Kingdom	quotePosted at 18:57 on 21st June 2008 Donald Rumsfeld briefed the President this morning. He told Bush that three Brazilians were killed in Iraq. To everyone's amazement all the colour ran from Bush's face, then he collapsed on his desk, head in hands, visibly shaken, almost whimpering. Finally he composed himself and asked "Exactly how many is a brazillion?"
Ruth Gregory Posts: 3007 Joined: 25th Jul 2007 Location: USA	quotePosted at 19:17 on 21st June 2008 LOL, Jo! Excellent and so true!!