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Diana Sinclair
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quotePosted at 15:41 on 29th May 2008
Great joke Sarah! LOL!Laughing

Sarah
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quotePosted at 17:14 on 29th May 2008
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalised.

Well, said the Director, we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.

Oh, I understand, said the visitor...  A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.

No said the Director, A normal person would pull the plug out.

Do you want a bed near the window?

Peter Evans
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quotePosted at 18:41 on 29th May 2008
Ooh, I thaught the bucket a well. Move over Sarah, is there room for a little one?

Ron Brind
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quotePosted at 19:20 on 29th May 2008
Very good Sarah, and better still if you could accommodate that Peter!

Lyn G
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quotePosted at 20:16 on 29th May 2008
Thats good Sarah, nice new pic Peter!

Peter Evans
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quotePosted at 23:35 on 29th May 2008
Thanks Lyn, I should have combed my hair though.

Ruth Gregory
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quotePosted at 04:32 on 30th May 2008

LOL Sarah, but it's BOO-KAAAYYYY!

 


Ruth Gregory
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quotePosted at 05:24 on 30th May 2008

It was late at night and Amy, who was expecting her second child,was home alone with her 3-year old daughter, Katelyn.   Amy started to go into labor and called 911.  Due to a power outage at the time, only one paramedic was able to respond to the call.  The paramedic found, without a doubt, that the delivery was not going to wait until they could get to the hospital.  Since the house was very, very dark, the paramedic asked Katelyn to hold a flashligt high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.  Very diligently, Katelyn did as she was asked.  Amy pushed and pushed and after a while, little Conor was born.  The paramedic lifted him by his feet, an spanked him on his bottom.  Conor begn to cry.  The paramedic then thanked Katelyn for her help, and asked the wide-eyed Katelyn what she thought about what she had just witnessed.  Katelyn quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place.  Spank him again."

 


Lyn G
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quotePosted at 07:49 on 30th May 2008
Excellent Ruth LOL

Ron Brind
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quotePosted at 07:58 on 30th May 2008
Isn't that the problem we all have Ruth? Very good!!

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