I predict.....

I've already heard a cuckoo!! Granted it was in a jewellers shop in Hull, but surely it will count. Summer is due to start in 2013, the global warming ho ho will have just got started then (excuse me whilst I turn my radiators up a bit), the fruit farmers will be awash with pineapples, cranberries, blueberries and mangos (global warming again guffaw) and Osama Bin Liner was killed 2 years ago, but because of propoganda we aren't allowed to know this. When a C-130 Hercules drops a bomb that size on you, you're not around til 2008. Andy, sage and soothsayer.

Andy, I haven't laughed so much for a long time, you're a funny guy thats for sure...great stuff but I have got work to do, what about you? Are you a passenger in the vehicle with a laptop by any chance?

I'm not Ron. Running my own business allows me little perks now and again. Today I am the fat controller, sitting quietly in front of the computer with a nice cup of tea....although after earlier posts I have stopped sucking my pencil. It's a grand life...........................

Aha! Andy is that the little perk sitting on your lap? Who is she?

By the way guy's, summer officially started yesterday, Sunday 30th. Just so you know.

Thanks Peter....yes, it's working too. Wall to wall sunshine in Yorkshire today!!!!!!!!

No Sue, that was Ken Dodd. Did he? I hear you ask, no, Doddy!